AHHHH! Sarah Larson Won’t Go Away!



Like the guests that invite themselves over for the weekend and then never want to leave, Sarah Larson won’t go away. She’s like, clutching to her 15 minutes of fame like Michael and Dina Lohan nobody I’ve ever seen before. I’ll tell you, if she hung on to George Clooney like she does fame, she’d have married him months ago.

Anyway, reports are coming in that Sarah Larson is now dating Jason Statham (the dude from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels). Definitely a step or twelve down from George, but I hear that Corey Feldman wasn’t available and a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

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