Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher Pulls A Funny During Internet Dating Ad Spoof For Popchips

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Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher has been keeping busy since the completion of filming the hit CBS television series with a hilarious new dating spoof ad for Popchips.

The recently single Kutcher, who split from wife Demi Moore late last year, rejoined the legions of sexy singles looking for love and started dating, and he takes these experiences to give life to a bevvy of characters in this ad.

The clever ad may highlight the tribulations of dating in the 21st Century, but it’s all about the tasty, low calorie treat, Popchips, which is popped:  Never Fried, Never Baked.

Among the characters, he portrays Darl, a Karl Lagerfeld lookalike; Nigel, a British stoner and Swordfish, a tattooed Southerner wrapping up the ad by saying, “Your waiting room is like a freak show. Are we all in the same category?”

Ashton Kutcher Snatches Up Ultra Modern $10.8 Million Lake Hollywood Mansion

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“Two And A Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher has a new place to call home, after purchasing the extremely sleek and modern Lake Hollywood home he’s been renting for a mere $10.8 million.

Kutcher had been renting the home for $50 thousand a month since the split from his with Demi Moore, however, after teen dream Justin Bieber took an interest in the property recently, Kutcher got serious about owning the home.

The home, which was designed by the famed Mills Studio architectural firm, boasts 5 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, and sits on half-acre loft.

With it’s state-of-the-art kitchen and glass-floored bridges, floor-to-ceiling windows with a striking cantilevered room and balcony that open the home to views of the reservoir, Kutcher’s new home is one of the kind, modern luxury.

Images courtesy of Realtor.com.

Demi & Ashton Sighting!

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Demi Moore and hubby Ashton Kutcher were spotted walking the streets of Park City Utah earlier today, all bundled up with warm clothes to ward of the winter weather enjoying the scenes at Sundance.

In other news…….It appears that Ashton grew up in, well, let’s say a natural environment where if you feel the need to alleviate  yourself, you do. This seems to have stuck as Ashton recently commented on Jay Leno’s show that he likes to urinate in his backyard while taking in the scenery. Only problem is that caught the attention of a wealthy neighbor who wrote the actor a letter accusing him of urinating on his property.

Ashton’s reply….

“I mentioned it on a talk show and then got a letter from a neighbour saying “It’s illegal in Los Angeles to urinate on blah blah… you urinated on my property. And I was like, “No, I urinated on MY property.” So I feel this is a legal issue now.’

No Strings Attached

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The movie may say No Strings Attached, but it seems like the film’s stars love to couple up!

While at the LA premiere of the romantic comedy, mother-to-be Natalie Portman was all smiles as she spoke to reporters on the red carpet and said of her pregnancy following her role in Black Swan…

‘I told Darren [Aronofsky], I was like, “First you got me skinny, and now you’re getting my fat,” because he introduced me to my fiance. It’s the greatest gift he ever gave me.’

Following the newly engaged actress, co-star Ashton Kutcher and wife of five years Demi Moore, who showed off her killer bod, looked very much in love as they held hands…

Portman Kutcher Kiss on Set

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A chilly LA night was temporarily heated up as Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman had a romantic smooch on the set of their new movie No Strings directed by Ivan Reitman.

Guess this is how they make on screen kisses so beautiful…lights, crew, makeup and directors.  No wonder it always looks so perfect!

And although Natalie looked a bit cold at times in her little purple dress she and Ashton still managed to laugh it up in between takes.

Ashton Kutcher ‘Killers’ Sydney Premiere

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Twitter king Ashton Kutcher got in to the Aussie spirit during the Sydney premiere of his latest flick “Killers” co-starring Katherine Heigl.

Ashton played around with a rugby ball and seemed to have a great time with his director, Robert Luketic of “Legally Blonde” and “The Ugly Truth” fame, whom Ashton was reportedly introduced to by his wife Demi Moore at the Playboy Mansion.

In the action, romantic comedy Ashton and Katherine play newlyweds who suspect their neighbors are hired assassins.

Kutcher Looks Killer

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Ashton Kutcher looks very dapper in a head to toe black outfit, including a bowtie, as he arrives at Jimmy Kimmel Live!

I think it takes a brave man to wear a bowtie these days and kudos to Ashton for pulling it off so nicely.

Kutcher is currently promoting “Killers” which co-stars Katherine Heigl. Although I haven’t seen the movie yet or read any of the reviews, I don’t think he plays the killer, he plays a newly wed who discovers their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill him and his new wife.

Anyway, Ashton looks killer in this suit!

Friends With Benefits

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Ashton Kutcher and co-star Natalie Portman were spotted filming scenes for their new movie Friends With Benefits in LA today.

Natalie was sporting doctors scrubs so I presume her character works in the medical profession….. but there’s not a lot of info about the plot floating around (other than the obvious which you grasp from the title of course). So we’ll just have to wait for more scenes to find out what happens next.

And by the way, is there anything Natalie doesn’t look good in?!

The Premiere of The Jonses

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher attended the premiere of The Joneses at the ArcLight Cinemas last night. Ashton must have been pretty excited about the event, because it looks like he broke out his lucky yellow socks to wear on the red carpet.

As for Demi, she recently expressed her anger towards the media for claiming she spends thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery. If looking good and living well is the best revenge, she definitely got hers — love that pink dress!

Celebs Come Out En Masse For A Night at Sardi’s

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore attended the 18th Annual “A Night at Sardi’s” Fundraiser and Awards Dinner last night at the Beverly Hilton, which benefited the Alzheimer’s Association. Of course, they weren’t the only ones to come out to support such a great cause! Get a load of this guest list: Seth Rogan, Lauren Miller, Chris Pine, Shenae Grimes, Thomas Dekker, Samantha Harris and Michael Hess all showed up, too.

In semi-related news, is Seth Rogan getting really hot or are my eyes playing tricks on me? Maybe he’ll give us all a thrill and go shirtless for a scene or two in The Green Lantern!

A Party For A Beautiful Lie

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I’m not sure what A Beautiful Lie is (movie? Play? An actual fib?), but there was a party in its honor last night in NYC. Mischa Barton was there, and the poor girl had so much extra fabric on her dress, she had to carry it around separately. Tragic. Whoever got her photograph should probably hold onto that, because in another couple of years it’ll probably go for upwards of $5 on Ebay. Those things are like savings bonds, you’ve gotta let them mature.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were also in attendance. At 46-years-old, Demi’s legs are in better shape than some 26-year-olds I know. Oh, who am I kidding? Her legs are better than mine. There, I said it. She’s like the bionic woman or something, she technically gets older every year, but her body doesn’t really age. What’s worse is that she’s such a nice person, I can’t really hate her for it. Plus, her dress is really cute.

Ashton Kutcher Filming Valentine’s Day

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I sometimes forget that Ashton Kutcher is an actual actor, and not just Demi Moore’s young piece of arm candy. Inevitably, I run into pictures like these and say to myself, “Oh yeah, he has an actual job!” He spent most of yesterday filming scenes for Valentine’s Day, which is apparently his new movie. Wait…let me guess: ANOTHER romantic comedy, right?

And another thing: who the hell is the wardrobe person? Why does he look like one of the “andro” lesbians I went to college with? The guy’s good looking, why hide it behind cargo pants and a hoodie? I think his outfits should be limited to boxer briefs and flip flops, with the occasional pair of jeans thrown in. When you’ve got a guy on set who looks like Ashton, why keep him all covered up?

Snaps from the Spread Premiere

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Last night was the LA premiere of Spread, and the celebrities came out en masse for the event. And by en masse, I mean that the Moore/Kutcher family was there, along with some of my favorite people from the 80s (I’m talking to you, Corey Feldman). And Soleil Moon Frye! I haven’t seen her since I watched a Punky Brewster rerun in the mid 90s!

Ashton Kutcher Finally Sells Bachelor Pad

After three and a half years of wedded bliss to Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher is finally selling his bachlor pad. The two story house is in escrow and was on the market for $3,700,000. The Beverly Hills area pad is 4,860-square-feet and has 6 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, a living room with a fireplace, a large family room with a full bar and wine storage, a gourmet Thermador center island kitchen with a banquette, and a master suite with double limestone baths, double closets, a vaulted ceiling and a fireplace. He purchsed the home in May 2001 for $1,690,000. That’s quite some profit, so even in a bad market ….. he’s not getting punked!

Ashton and Demi Dress Up as Giant Boobs (insert your own joke here)

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Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent Halloween at the night club Bordeaux, dressed up as a pair of giant boobs. It’s almost as if the two of them together aren’t even newsworthy any more, so they got together and decided to do something “edgy” and “funny” to get the photographer’s attention. Next thing you know, they’re on a celebrity gossip blog like this one and their fame is extended for another few minutes.

Ugh. I can’t believe I feel into their trap. The last time I posted about these two was in May!

Ashton Kutcher’s Oedipus Complex

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While out and about promoting his new movie What Happens In Vegas, Ashton opened up about his relationship with Demi Moore. Although her daughters are closer in age to him than to her, he says that they offer him “open and unconditional love.”

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I’m really getting sick of Ashton. I can’t seem to escape those stupid camera commercials that he’s in, and I think I’d rather gargle battery acid than watch What Happens In Vegas . I’m suffering from Ashton Overload!

Also, mad props and a shoutout go to Christina, who sent me a link to Adrienne Bailon’s engagement ring. Woo hoo!

What Happens In Vegas Premiere

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Cameron Diaz, Ashton Kutcher, Lake Bell, Rob Corddry, Eva Longoria, Bai Ling, Brooke Burns and Diablo Cody were among the stars that attended the premiere of What Happens in Vegas last night at the Mann Village Theater in Westwood, CA.

Set in Las Vegas, the film’s story revolves around two people (played by Kutcher and Diaz) who discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The film is due in US theaters on May 9.

What Happens in Vegas… London Premiere

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Ashton Kutcher, Natalie Imbruglia, Lake Bell and Danielle Lloyd were among the stars on the red carpet at the London premiere of What Happens in Vegas…, due in US theaters on May 9. The film stars Kutcher and Bell along with Cameron Diaz.

Set in Vegas, the film’s story revolves around two people who discover they got married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. The unhappy pair then try to get their hands on the money and fall in love along the way.