Benji Madden

Joel and Benji Madden Live

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Cracking a few cute smiles, rocker bros Joel and Benji Madden of Good Charlotte perform their final free promotional concert at Macy’s inside Aventura Mall in Florida this afternoon.

The pair, who are promoting their new album Cardiology, happily posed with fans and signed autographs.

Joel, papa of two little ones with wife Nicole Richie, recently celebrated daughter Harlow’s third birthday.  The doting father has spoken of the difficulties he’s had with writing lyrics about his personal life…

‘The song I wrote for my daughter, Harlow’s Song, it’s about as personal as it gets. I didn’t even want to put that one on the record.  But then at the end of the day I write songs, it’s what I do and one day I want my daughter to hear it and feel special and know that the song is about her.’

So sweet!

Snaps from the E! Oscar Viewing and After Party

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Considering all of the names that were in attendance at last night’s E! Oscar Viewing and After Party, you’d have thought it was the actual Oscar Party! The shindig was held at Drai’s Hollywood Nightclub in the new W Hotel in Hollywood, CA, and Benji Madden, Amber Rose, Taboo, Audrina Patridge, Ryan Seacrest and Olivia Munn were all there and looking fabulous. I love the sign Olivia’s holding — apparently, a fan made it for her. How cute!

Benji Madden at Bar Deluxe

Aw, is little Benji Madden sad?

Word on the street says that Benji Madden is desperate to get back with Paris Hilton. Desperate. Don’t ask me why, because I can’t tell you. I don’t know what he sees in that skuzz nugget.

Apparently, Joel Madden and Nicole Richie have been trying to set him up with anyone they can get their hands on. They’ve tried models and actresses, but none of them seem to catch Benji’s attention like Paris did. They guy has it bad for her, which is cute (until you realize that we’re talking about Paris Hilton here).

He’s even reportedly been out on dates with Britney Spears! Nicole and Joel must be throwing everything at poor Benji, because if Britney Spears is not the proverbial kitchen sink, I don’t know what is.

What everyone needs to be focusing on is Benji’s style, not his love life. If Nicole and Joel spent half as much time on making him look good as they do setting him up on dates, maybe he’d already be married. I mean, look at this picture! It’s like a depressed clown gave birth to Johnny Cash’s baby or something. What’s up with the shoes? And the word “dreadful” doesn’t even begin to describe those pants! Ugh!

Repo Premiere Pics

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Last night was the screening of Repo! The Genetic Opera in Vegas, and two power couples were in attendance. Let’s start with Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, shall we? Paris is just TMTH (too much to handle) from head to toe. Benji is looking fairly hot, though.

I don’t have anything snarky to say about Holly, though I do wish she’d ditch the pigtail look. She’s not at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch Playboy Mansion anymore. I do enjoy the Holly/Criss couple…they’re cute together in a weird and unexpected way. It works for me, what can I say?

The Stars Come Out For BowlMor

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From Michael Phelps to Benji Madden, all the Hollywood hotties were out for the 70th anniversary of BowlMor lanes in New York. The duo hosted the event, which was attended by Aubrey O’Day and her tee shirt/dress ensemble.

I don’t get it. It’s a bowling party…would it have been so bad just to wear jeans and a regular-sized Obama tee shirt? Why did she have to wear it as a dress? If anything, that’s probably scaring people away from Obama!

Happy (belated) Birthday, Nicky Hilton!

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Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday was yesterday, and I totally missed it. Don’t get all high and mighty, though…so did you! On Saturday the Hilton clan had a hoedown (HA! See what I did there?) at Pure Nightclub. Paris and Uncle Fester Benji Madden were also there to celebrate.

First of all, I really thought that Paris was significantly taller than Nicky…but they look about the same height in these pictures. Also, if Paris starts looking any more like a Barbie doll, Mattel is going to sell her for Christmas. She’s even got the faraway look in her eyes! It’s creepy.

Paris Hilton, I Call Shenanigans!

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden went out to The Abbey Food and Bar last night, and yes, Paris did actually leave the house looking like that. She looks like a dominatrix that advertises in the back of a local alternative weekly paper…circa 1989. As for Benji, well. I suppose you can only do so much with what you have.

Speaking of having (or not having) things, check out the new Jaguar that Benji’s rolling around in. I didn’t realize that there was so much money to be made in the punk rock/emo band business! It makes me want to toss a few black eyeliner pencils and a bass guitar at my little brother and tell him to “go be somebody”. Who needs frat life when you can be a rock star?

Paris and Benji Il Sole

Despite rumors that Paris Hilton and boyfriend Benji Madden are on the brink of a split, the pair looked very much a couple and very happy after dining at Hollywood hot spot Il Sole, they left holding hands and smiling. Paris towered above her Madden Bro in a pair of high heels and looked the picture of perfection in her white dress.

Is Paris Preggers?

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Yup, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still together. Anyone want to take an over/under bet on whether they’ll still be together six months from now?

Also…is that a baby bump I see? Or is it just the material reflecting off of the light in a weird way?

Brent Shapiro Foundation Fundraiser

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Paris Hilton, Benji Madden and Nicky Hilton made an appearance last night at the Brent Shapiro Foundation Fundraiser held at a private home in Beverly Hills. Kris Jenner (Kardashian) attended and posed playfully for the cameras along with George Hamilton, ex-wife Alana Stewart and stepson Sean Stewart who god a big kiss on the cheek from his tanned stepdad and then stuck his tongue out at him.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Involved In Alleged Hit And Run

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Paris Hilton and Benji Madden left the Foxtail Lounge last night and, while leaving, Benji allegedly ran over paparazzo Glenn Gurniak’s (aka G-Hollywood) foot while driving the SUV while Paris was a passenger in the car. It’s reported that Benji checked out the scene after the rollover before taking off and the photographer filed a hit and run report this morning with the LA Sheriff’s Department.