Okay, maybe it’s the two and a half bottles of wine that I drank that’re making me tingle. (I’m currently employing the “keep one foot on the ground and one hand on the wall to keep the room from spinning” method of not puking, thereby securing myself a spot in the Queen of Classy Hall of Fame.)
I digress (and hiccup a bit).
Clint Eastwood here is probably the manliest man to ever walk the face of the earth. In the picture above, where he’s attending an event honoring him, you can practically smell his testosterone. People like to give that credit to Chuck Norris, but I think that Clinty here would kick Chuckie’s ass.
If you disagree, I’d like to point out that one of the two men had good sense not to publicly endorse Mike Huckabee, and it wasn’t Chuck. CLINT EASTWOOD FOR PRESIDENT!
Plus, he’s totally still virile. All you have to do to see that is take a gander at the picture. You can tell, he was having a nice interview with ET, when some Hollywood hobag tried to hit on him. Judging by the look on his face, you can practically hear him saying “Bitch please! I’m Clint mutha-effin’ Eastwood! If you want to get with this, you best get in line! It forms to the right, and wraps around the block. Oh, and bring a friend, because there’s plenty of me to go around.”
I hear that Clint Eastwood once went to the Virgin Islands, and now they’re just called “The Islands”. Yup. Definitely more hardcore than Chuck Norris.