File this under: things that make me want to cry. First there was 90210, then there was Top Gun. Now, they’re remaking The Witches of Eastwick! As a TV show, not even as a movie! As you probably know, the original starred Jack Nicholson, Cher, Susan Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer. How can they top that? How?!
If those Hollywood types even try to think about remaking Clueless, I’ll quit my life and move to Botswana. Sure, I may not have electricity to turn my TV on, but at least they won’t be able to break my heart any more.
Update: I was just informed that they already turned Clueless into a TV show back in the mid-1990s. I’m going to let that slide because A) it still featured Stacey Dash and Donald Faison and B) the theme song was reaaaaaally sweet.
Eva Longoria showed off her animal magnetism last night as she signed autographs for fans. She was in London and attended a private dinner party hosted by Paul McCartney. Jack Nicholson was also at the event and, as he was leaving, had to ask his driver for a light when he couldn’t find his cigarette lighter.
In the film, due in US theaters on Christmas day, two terminally ill men escape from a cancer ward and head off on a road trip with a wish list of to-dos before they die. The film is directed by Rob Reiner and also stars Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow.