Update: I’m bumping this post up so that you can enjoy the promo poster in all of its glory. I don’t know what’s going on with her mouth being open, so don’t ask.
So get this: I was checking my Facebook account yesterday, and there was an ad on the right hand side of the page that told me that Jessica Simpson has an IQ of 129. If genius is somewhere in the 130 and up range, that makes her pretty damn smart. Still not as smart as me, though. Ha! Do you hear that, Jessica Simpson? I’m better than you!
Despite the whole “is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish?” fiasco, I can totally believe that this chick is smart. She’s got her hand in just about everything, from edible body lotion to clip on hair weave. Now, she can add beer to that list. She’s signed on to be a spokesperson for Stampede Light Plus, made by the Stampede Brewing Company out of Dallas. She’s reportedly taking a 15 percent stake in the company, but the rest of the terms have yet to be disclosed.
I’m quite the booze hound, and I’ve never heard of Stampede. I’ll make sure to look for it the next time I go on a beer run (which is in approximately 26 minutes, since I no longer drink before noon) and give ya’ll my expert opinion on the brew.