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You know, I’ve been feeling a bit glum lately. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but recently the birds have stopped chirping, screaming babies seemed to be everywhere I turn and the sky just wasn’t as blue as before. That is, until I saw these photos of Katie Price. It’s been over a month since I’ve had a Katie Price post! I seriously can’t believe it’s been so long! No wonder my pina coladas haven’t been doing the trick lately…there’s no treatment for Katie Price withdrawal.
When I saw these pictures of Jordan Katie, it was like a breath of fresh air. Well, fresh air mixed with the scent of rainbows, some AquaNet hairspray and a few sprays of drugstore vanilla perfume. Anyway, Katie was at the Paper Club in London today to sell her new perfume, Besotted.
I live in America, where the newspaper reporters write to a 5th grade reading level (no, I’m not kidding), so I had to look up what “besotted” means. Dictionary.com gives me three definitions, one of which describes my relationship with Katie:
1.) To intoxicate or stupefy with drink. (i.e. Trey besotted me at the ’80s frat party last night)
2.) To make stupid or foolish
3.) To infatuate; obsess