Shauna Sand

Which Bikini for Shauna

So many bikinis to choose from!

Busty blonde Shauna Sand wore a revealing striped crochet bikini on the beach today where she had the pleasure of checking out an array of skimpy patterned and brightly colored bikini bottoms and tops.

Joined by her new hubby Laurent, Shauna was all smiles as she soaked up the Miami Beach rays during her out of the ordinary ocean side shopping experience.

Shauna Sand Should Rethink her Club Choice

When you’re at the center of a sex tape scandal and fighting with one of the biggest porn companies in the industry to keep your tape from going public, what do you do? Hide under a rock? Take your sob story to Larry King? Lawyer up with the best attorney money can buy? NO!

If you’re Shauna Sand, you grab a girlfriend and go to a club. A club called Voyeur. Is she poking fun at herself? Attempting to be ironic?

At least she looks happy. Maybe she’s winning against Vivid? I guess we’ll all find out soon enough!

Shauna Sand is an Angel Among Us

It was all I could do not to choke on Shauna Sand’s glamor, beauty and elegance when I saw these pictures of her and her family at the pumpkin patch in L.A. yesterday. The cleavage, the midriff, the butt crack-baring jeans…I’m surprised she didn’t grow wings and fly up to heaven right on the spot.

After spending quite some time looking at pumpkins, Shauna decided that none of them were up to her standards and left. Of course, she didn’t go empty handed. No, she left carrying a couple of pizzas — no doubt to feed the hungry on her way home.

AAAAAH! UPDATE: APPARENTLY, SHAUNA SAND HAS A SEXTAPE!!! It was just reported that Shauna has a sex tape that’s coming out, and she’s desperately trying to stop it. Word on the street is that Vivid is releasing it, and you can see the (DEFINITELY NSFW…and maybe life in general) trailer for the vid here.

SURPRISE! Shauna Sand Designs Her Own Shoes

Shauna Sand has taken to designing her own shoes…and I’ll give you three guesses what they look like (though I bet you’ll only need one). No, she’s not designing patent leather Mary Janes.

These lucite dream slippers are called “Chandelier Shoes”, on account of the dangle-ey crystals. Yes, they do make noise when you walk (I’m guessing so the people on the street can hear you coming?).

She also has a new man in her life. It’s about friggin’ time! I was starting to worry she’d never find true love again! She joked (?) around with our photogs, saying that the two just got married that morning. I’m just happy she’s not with that Roman dude any more.

Shauna Sand is Fresh Faced and Lovely

You have to admire Shauna Sand. Her beauty is striking and underrated, she’s as talented as she is brilliant and I’m pretty sure her shoes are made out of giagantic diamonds, cut into the shapes of stripper heels.

Here she is blessing us with her presence in Beverly Hills, while en route to get her nails polished (no doubt by angels).

MavrixOnline Exclusive: Shauna Sand Goes Shopping

Shauna Sand has a great time yesterday during a marathon shoe shopping session on Melrose Avenue. Shauna tried on a very revealing dress made of chains and found a couple pairs of glittery retro-looking platform thigh-high boots. She put on one boot from each pair and paraded around the store (showing off how well she could walk in them) and even tried out ballet poses and some other dance moves before posing seductively on an ottoman. Store employees seemed to have as much fun as Shauna as they helped her with her selections and she made sure to pose for photos with them as a thank you for all their help.

I didn’t know Shauna knew ballet! Then again, what doesn’t this glorious lucite goddess know? At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if she could intelligently describe the intricacies of nonlinear time to a Harvard physics class. She’s truly a multitalented star that should be treasured forever by people around the world.

MavrixOnline Exclusive: Shauna Sand is Single!

Look out, boys…Shauna Sand is single again! Shauna Sand-Lamas puts an end to her marriage to Romain Chavent once and for all.  Her wedding finger tattoo of her ex-husbands name was covered up by two hearts joined, connecting together.   She is moving on her life and has ended her back and forth volatile relationship with Romain for good.  Shauna says,

“The tattoo signifies two pure, complete hearts joined together to share their love.  By covering the tattoo it is a way of closing this chapter and moving onto bigger and better relationships.  When I look at the heart tattoo, it inspires me to stay strong and know one day I will find the right person that is worthy of my heart, soul and love.”

Good for her!

Shauna Sand Speed Demon

Sexy Shauna Sand and her hunky model husband Roman Chaivent frolicked on jet skis in the bay of Miami on the last day of the couple’s Floridian holiday. Petite Shauna, wearing an itsy bitsy bikini, chose the most powerful jet ski on offer complete with jaws teeth emblazoned on the side and gave hubby Roman a run for his money.

Shauna Sand Changes Bikinis…On the Beach!

Shauna Sand hit Miami Beach with her man earlier today, and she changed her bikini on the beach! Why do you need to change swimsuits? Methinks it’s because she wanted to make it look like two separate days…Britney used to pull the same thing back in the day.

Also, don’t you think for one second that her lucite slippers slipped past me! I absolutely can’t believe she was able to wear them on the sand! This just goes to further prove my theory that she’s half woman, half magic. She’s like a fairy princess!

MavrixOnline Exclusive: Shauna Sand and her Family!

Hark! Do you hear the sound of glamour and elegance? It’s practically deafening!

A Mavrix photographer ran into Shauna Sand, Lorenzo Lamas and their three beautiful daughters last night, which means that this morning we get to be graced with their luxurious presence on this blog. They’re like the American version of the Royal Family, but with higher heels, more glitter and a higher blood alcohol level.

Shauna and Lorenzo have been divorced since 2002, but I’m holding out hope that the two of them can still work things out. They’re just so great together…they make couples like Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt and David Beckham/Posh Spice look like rundown welfare recipients. America could use a little injection of pure refinement and class, which only Shauna and Lorenzo can administer.

Shauna Sand New Boobs

Shauna Sand exits Mr. Chows showing off her new boobs (like she really needs them) with her daughters in tow.  She made it clear to awaiting photographers that she was only out with a friend and is not cheating and that once again has cancelled the divorce with her current husband Roman Chavent after filing divorce papers recently.

OH HELL YES!!! Shauna Sand and Hubby!!!

I thought today was missing a little glamor, but I couldn’t quite put my finger on why. Now, of course, I realize that it’s because I haven’t a Shauna Sand post since October 7th! Nobody should ever go that long sans Shauna.

Anyway, I’m making up for it right now by giving you a double dose of awesome: Shauna and her husband, Roman Chavent (who BTW looks like a younger version of her ex-hubby Lorenzo Lamas)!  The two were out together last night, and Shauna was looking more elegant than ever. She seems to have traded in her notorious clear heels for those lovely lace-up kicks, which is an interesting change. Way to keep us guessing, Shauna! Plus, they go really well with that spandex tube top miniskirt and jacket. I bet they’re made by a designer I’m too poor to have even heard of.

Shauna Sand is Recession Proof

Shauna Sand was leaving the restaurant STK the other night, but still managed to find time in her busy schedule of…um…well, I’m sure she’s busy doing something these days…to talk to the Mavrix photogs about the recession. The always demure and classy Shauna said that it wasn’t really affecting her.

You know, that’s understandable. I’m sure she has a stockpile of hair bleach, self tanner, stripper heels and cigarettes in her basement, so what does she care if the economy is tanking?

In other Shauna Sand news, I’d like to take a minute to address that outfit of hers. We know she loves the clear plastic heels (and you know what Chris Rock had to say about those), but does she really need to wear them with workout clothes?

Bai Ling and Shauna Sand: Elegance Personified

Oh man. I don’t even know where to begin with these pictures of Shauna Sand and Bai Ling. When I first saw the thumbnails, I got really, really excited. Could it be that two of the most exquisite and admired women in America are friends?!

Then I came to my senses. Of course they’re not friends. If the two of them were ever together, surely Mother Nature would create some sort of vortex of awesome that would suck all of us into outer space. The only people left on earth would be Bai Ling, Shauna Sand and Cloris Leachman.

Once I came to that realization, I enlarged the thumbnails. I expected the dark haired person with Shauna to be somebody significantly less glamorous than Bai Ling…I was thinking someone along the lines of Elizabeth Taylor. Imagine my surprise when I saw that it actually was Bai Ling! I’m still trying to figure out how it’s possible that the two of them were able to be in the same place at the same time. My current working theory is that Cloris Leachman was on the exact opposite side of the earth at that point in time, balancing things out.

MavrixOnline Exclusive: Shauna Sand

Shauna Sand was out visiting the gifting suite at Secret Room Style Lounge, and these are the pictures to prove it. Shauna is one of America’s great treasures, even if the picture where she is smiling reminds me of the happy face part of the laughing/crying drama masks.

I don’t know what she’s doing with the helmet, because she doesn’t strike me as the motorcycle riding type. Perhaps she’s needs one in case she topples over her heels and hits her head?

A Night Out on the Town

Everyone and their mother was out in LA last night, including Shauna Sand, Jeremy Piven, P. Diddy, Dan Akroyd and Paulie Shore. Last night was Tuesday! While you were trying to get to bed early so that you wouldn’t oversleep and be late to work (again), the stars were out partying. Such is the life of a celeb, I suppose.

New York Magazine recently asked P. Diddy what new sport he would like to see in the Olympics that he could get a gold medal in. I know, it’s nice to see that journalistic integrity is still going strong and players in the industry still ask the hard-hitting questions. Anyway, here’s what Diddy had to say:

Who could have sex the longest. I think that’s an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that’s supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious.”

That image made me hork a little. I read that quote and thought for sure there was a mistake, because that totally sounds like something that Kanye West would say.