Jul 3, 08 10:56 PM

We caught up with Sharon Stone at Pinkberry yesterday for some fro-yo, she deserves a spot next to Warren Beatty in the "I Age Well" hall of fame. She's fabulous and feisty!

 Jul 3, 08 10:49 PM

Tara Reid went out the other night wearing a white dress and a hat that a blind caddy wouldn't be caught dead in, then went to breakfast the next day wearing a white jumpsuit and the same damn hat! It's like, clinging to her weave or something.

Don't get me wrong, I've rolled out of the house hungover looking scary before. However, I'm not famous and I have never (and will never) wear a hat like that. Like, neverever.

 Jul 3, 08 10:31 PM

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are apparently still together, judging by the photos of them leaving Koi that hit my inbox this morning. I kind of have to admit that Keeping Up With the Kardashians is a guilty pleasure of mine, though I've missed the last couple of episodes. (The entire first season of Party of Five is OnDemand, and I've been busy keeping up with the Salingers.)

 Jul 3, 08 09:58 PM

Warren Beatty was snapped leaving the restaurant Madeos in West Hollywood, and homeboy is looking good for his age. I knew he was old, but I didn't know exactly how old, so I hit up my pal Wikipedia for the details. HE IS 71 FRIKKIN' YEARS OLD! I can't believe it!

When people talk about Hollywood power couples, most of the time Brad and Angelina are being discussed. For me, nobody will ever come close to Warren Beatty and Annette Bening. They're a classy throwback to old glamor, and I love it.

 Jul 3, 08 09:39 PM

Now, I know Hollywood types aren't usually into book learnin' and whatnot, but they might want to stand up and take notice of Terri Seymour. This chick dated Simon Cowell for about five years, and he reportedly bought her a $4.5 million house as a parting gift when they broke up. Yeah, and you thought it was sweet when your man sent flowers to your office.

Seriously, Terri here is onto something and could teach some of these Hollywood hobags how things are done.

 Jul 3, 08 09:21 PM

Liev Schreiber has reportedly knocked up Naomi Watts again. Their first kid, Alexander "Sasha" Pete, isn't even a year old yet! Here's where homeboy went wrong: when you're as hot as Liev is, you don't need to go messing things up by having a whole litter of babies. Hotness like that doesn't stick around for too long and he should enjoy it while he can!

I guess as far as long-term partners go, he made a decent choice with Naomi. I don't really have too many snarky things to say about her at all. In fact, she's actually a very good actress.

Congratulations and best of luck to the whole family.

 Jul 3, 08 09:07 PM

Speaking of people who won't go away, it looks like Adnan is back. Fortunately, it looks like a temporary thing, as I keep hearing that she's only giving him the time of day because she's worried he may have a sex tape. Once she gets it back, she's supposed to kick him back into the gutter that she found him in.

A couple of months ago, some crazy like a fox person stabbed Adnan in the arm. Afterward, Adnan said the following:

"I have had many calls about it (the sex tape) from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile."

 Jul 3, 08 04:29 PM

You can call Katie Price "Jordan", and you can call Jordan "Katie Price", but don't go calling either of them a bad mother. Peter Andre and Katie Price/Jordan won a libel suit against News of the World today, and were awarded a "substantial" amount of money as a result. The paper published an interview with former nanny Becky Gauld, which depicted them both as terrible parents.

Good for them! See, this is what you get when you take on Jordan. Her looks don't fool me at all...I know that underneath all of that bronzer and silicone is one sharp scrappy ass chick who is hiding big brain matter up under her weave.

 Jul 2, 08 09:18 PM

Like the guests that invite themselves over for the weekend and then never want to leave, Sarah Larson won't go away. She's like, clutching to her 15 minutes of fame like Michael and Dina Lohan nobody I've ever seen before. I'll tell you, if she hung on to George Clooney like she does fame, she'd have married him months ago.

Anyway, reports are coming in that Sarah Larson is now dating Jason Statham (the dude from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels). Definitely a step or twelve down from George, but I hear that Corey Feldman wasn't available and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

 Jul 2, 08 09:11 PM

In case you care (or want to crash, whatever), Lindsay Lohan is celebrating her 22nd birthday right now at La Scala in Beverly Hills. Of course, you can't crash her party without bringing her a present. And no, you can't get her one of Carmen Electra's stripper poles because that's what I got her and she doesn't need two, damnit.

Because it's her birthday, I'm not going to say anything mean. Happy birthday, Lindsay! Let's hope that this year is better than the last!

 Jul 1, 08 12:36 PM

A huge figure of Wall-E is looming over the "El Capitan" theatre, proof that the star of Pixar's latest movie isn't going anywhere for quite some time. The movie came in at #1 in the US and Canada over the weekend, bringing in a hefty $62.5 million.

Have you seen the movie yet? If so, I'm interested in what you thought of it.

 Jul 1, 08 12:09 PM

Okay, let's get this out of the way right now: it has been whispered that Charlize and Will were getting jiggy with it while filming Hancock, despite the fact that Will is married to Jada. There have been pictures of them looking a little too cozy on the red carpet at other premieres, but from what I've seen everything last night was kosher.

I don't think that the two of them were actually hooking up, it smells like a publicity stunt if you ask me. What do you think?

 Jul 1, 08 11:37 AM

Minnie Driver was great in Good Will Hunting, but since then I can't really think of much that she has been in that I really liked. I knew she was pregnant but I thought she'd have had the kid by now. I mean, it seems like she's been pregnant for two years already!

Also, at this time I'd like to give mad props and a shout out to whoever commented about the Paris Hilton post I made a few days ago. It seriously made me cackle out loud!

 Jul 1, 08 11:25 AM

Courtney Cox left Il Sole last night actually smiling for the cameras, despite the fact that her show Dirt got canceled earlier this year.

I'd never seen the show on the FX channel, but I caught it on Hulu and it wasn't too bad. I managed to watch both seasons in one day, and was only mildly bored every now and then.