Surprise, Surprise: Marissa Miller is Hot
Looking at pictures of her from Maxim’s Hot 100 party last night, it’s no wonder Marissa Miller has been in every issue of Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit Edition since 2002. I mean, she’s practically perfect.
You know what’s even better than Marissa? That hot piece of man meat she’s hanging on to. I must immediately find out who that eye candy is, and commence with the stalking. He totally doesn’t even care that she’s with him!