Angelina Jolie Working on a New Fragrance


Word on the street is that Angelina Jolie is in talks with Coty to create her own fragrance line.

An insider was quoted as saying “Angelina wants a very strong input. She wouldn’t want a fragrance that she didn’t feel encapsulates her.”

I’m thinking it’s going to smell like the drool of the millions of people who are dying to fill Brad’s place in her life, with slight undertones of Billy Bob Thornton’s regret and Johnny Lee Miller’s anguish.

Coty usually puts out pretty affordable stuff that can be bought in drug stores, so it looks like everyone will be able to afford a little Eau de Angelina. Woo hoo!

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