Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Loaded
You probably already knew that. But what you may not know is that in France, the state will give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie around $3,000 a month in benefits because they have six kids. I know teachers who aren’t making that kind of loot! It’s not likely that they’ll take the cash, but now that I know France is offering that kind of deal I plan on flying out soon and putting my ovaries to work. I figure if I have a dozen kids or so, I can retire.